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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Why the UN Sucks.

The Lost One waits patiently for the clamor. It will come, in time he knows. After all, when the US invaded the Iraqi Utopia and sent their beloved jefe for a little vacation stateside, folks were quick to voice their concern. Iraq is a peace loving place where bunnies frolic with puppies, kittens, and balls of yarn. If it wasn't so wouldn't the UN, those guardians of justice, and equality have supported the US? Of course they would have. But wait what do you mean that Kofi Annon's son has been working for a company that was paying Saddam for his citizens oil? Well, It's not like he was taking away the money they needed to survive, that money from oil sales was only used to buy luxuries like, "food" and "medicine". Come now, little Mohammed ate last week and little Abdul needs an "operation" or he's going to die? Why does that kid have to kvetch about every little thing? Must it always be about him? "Heck no." is the UN response, "Little Abdul can get bent." Besides if the supreme arbiter of right and wrong is in bed with a dictator, the outcry would be HUGE, right? The Lost One is waiting. And Waiting. And Reading. He knows that the moral left, will not let this stand. He knows the fine folks who gave us United for Peace and Justice and Win Without War, would never sanction an AK-47's use as a sexual aid. So The Lost One waits, for Win Without War to post a strong condemnation of the UN. It should be up any second...Any second.

1 Comments:

  • I am waiting, too! Of course, not while holding my breath....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:29 PM  

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