Yes, I know I shouldn't link to this but...

Oh, My gosh, the Lost One should know by now that going to the Ace of Spades HQ is always a dangerous click, but this link incapacitated him for a good five minutes. Calling 911 because your order was wrong? Oh, my. The Lost One must admit that he first thought this was a hoax (the line, "Ma'am we're not going to go and enforce a burger on them." was simply too delicious to not have been scripted). However, according to Snopes the phone call is real, and speaking as a former Burger King burger slinger, I know this lady. Enjoy, without the fries.