Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Happy Cinco De Mayo, y'all. Today we celebrate the day my ancestors kicked the frogs back to Europe were they belong. And told them to take their Arch Duke with them. It's a solemn day of reflection, and thanksgiving for the freedom Mexicans fought so hard to achieve. Yet, sadly it is often remembered only as a day to party. Yeah, that's why my forefathers died, so a bunch of rich white kids can get wasted on tequila, and Corona's...just kidding y'all, judging from Dad's family that's what the Mexicans do too.