Okay so some one has to address the Elephant in the Room...
The Lost One was surfing the web, minding is own business, or rather trying his best to mind his own business, because the truth, like a Nutty Glen Close character, just won't be ignored.
It was about then that the Lost One found this on Yahoo. Of course that by it self, is...Odd, but still fairly innocent. As John Ringo pointed out (though inadvertently) the Asatru have quietly been crazy since the seventies, so why couldn't someone be out there trying to revive the worship of Zeus?
And then the Lost One clicked over to The Ace of Spades HQ and found this and every thing fell into place.
Folks, we are living in a comic book/ comic book movie. Let's look at the evidence.
One we have the article from Ace. A samurai sword wielding savior rushes in and saves a couple of over matched cops (Yes, yes, the Lost One is aware that they were British cops and thus had no firearms. Ahh, guns, when every criminal in the room needs to die, accept no imitations) from being overwhelmed by the criminal element...
Meanwhile in another part of the EU...
A clearly eeeeeeeeeeevil group worshiping a god long known to be make believe begins threatening a government and breaking the law...Come on! Does the Lost One really need to draw a picture for you people?!!?!!!
Fine.
Just Saying.
Got to go. The Lost One needs to prepare for the inevitable movie sequel/spin-off that he, as one of the few who knows the truth, will be destined to star in by running down to his University's science department. Hopefully they're irradiating spiders, or working with strange chemicals, or experimenting with nanites that they can't allow to get into a human as it would endow said human with super human qualities.
Of course given he's attending a Jesuit school in the Great Plains, the only super power he's likely to stumble across is a penchant for growing more and bigger corn, increasing his amount of lactation (which is currently at zero, thank you very much), or, on the outside, dowsing others with holy water. Still, the Lost One will have super powers, and you won't.
Fear not citizens, Lost in Academia is on the job!
Well, maybe a little fear would be warranted.
It was about then that the Lost One found this on Yahoo. Of course that by it self, is...Odd, but still fairly innocent. As John Ringo pointed out (though inadvertently) the Asatru have quietly been crazy since the seventies, so why couldn't someone be out there trying to revive the worship of Zeus?
And then the Lost One clicked over to The Ace of Spades HQ and found this and every thing fell into place.
Folks, we are living in a comic book/ comic book movie. Let's look at the evidence.
One we have the article from Ace. A samurai sword wielding savior rushes in and saves a couple of over matched cops (Yes, yes, the Lost One is aware that they were British cops and thus had no firearms. Ahh, guns, when every criminal in the room needs to die, accept no imitations) from being overwhelmed by the criminal element...
Meanwhile in another part of the EU...
A clearly eeeeeeeeeeevil group worshiping a god long known to be make believe begins threatening a government and breaking the law...Come on! Does the Lost One really need to draw a picture for you people?!!?!!!
Fine.
Just Saying.
Got to go. The Lost One needs to prepare for the inevitable movie sequel/spin-off that he, as one of the few who knows the truth, will be destined to star in by running down to his University's science department. Hopefully they're irradiating spiders, or working with strange chemicals, or experimenting with nanites that they can't allow to get into a human as it would endow said human with super human qualities.
Of course given he's attending a Jesuit school in the Great Plains, the only super power he's likely to stumble across is a penchant for growing more and bigger corn, increasing his amount of lactation (which is currently at zero, thank you very much), or, on the outside, dowsing others with holy water. Still, the Lost One will have super powers, and you won't.
Fear not citizens, Lost in Academia is on the job!
Well, maybe a little fear would be warranted.
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