New look, New Post, and a Bright New Day to be Lost.

Greetings from red state USA. Woo-Freaking-Hoo! Yes, the Lost One is back to publish more pointless crap, and to snark at all the preening, self-involved, and self-aggrandizing professors, this time at law school! Having been quiet for so long, The Lost One probably has no readership, but he taps like a mad man anyway (What else should he do, his reading for contracts? Please,). Having met only two professors so far, the Lost One is already provided with, gosh, months worth of postings from the cantankerous Professor V_______. Professor V_______, in what, to borrow a favorite phrase from writer Aaron Sorkin, amounted to an hour long story about how cool he is, Professor V______ managed to fill us all in on the fact that he doesn't believe he should have to start class in the morning, instead side conversations should, naturally subside when he walks in the room. No questions can be asked during class, after all this is his time alone. And, definitely no drinking in class (at which point the Lost One and his benchmate, both took their respective drinks, and placed them next to their chairs). Oh, Professor, Professor...What fun the Lost One will have with you. Still the Lost One is looking forward to the class, its hardcore...Elite...Marine...Still the Lost One is quite chagrined to have made a joke at the recent law student social to the formidable Professor V______ about not doing his homework, and then having the Professor zero in on his name tag. The Lost One is now quite confident he has won the Socratic lottery, easily for the rest of the semester if not the year. Curse the Lost One's jester-like need to amuse! Curse it He says!! Well, the Lost One really does have Contract reading to do, so...